[your name here]I searched with a variation of my real name (the way it's actually spelled is far too uncommon), but my pseudonym will appear here instead.
Q: Type in "[your name] needs" in the Google search:
A:"How many bikinis Umbee needs" Zero.
Q: Type in "[your name] looks like" in Google search:
A: "In her hoodie, Umbee looks like The Great Cornhoolio!" lolwut?
Q: Type in "[your name] says" in Google search:
A:"Umbee Says Raaawr" Rawr. I is scary.
Q: Type in "[your name] wants" in Google search:
A: "Umbee wants to see the chemical brothers NOW" ._.'
Q: Type in "[your name] does " in Google search:
A: "UMBEE DOES SOME DOG PAMPERING!" what, you've never heard of the spa I opened for dogs?
Q: Type in "[your name] hates" in Google search:
A: "Umbee hates anything near her eye, so she won't do her eyedrops." absolutely true.
Q: Type in "[your name] asks" in Google search:
A: "Umbee Asks - Who Defends Gonzales?" Does anyone know?
Q: Type in "[your name] goes" in Google search:
A: "Umbee goes bouncy, bouncy, bouncy. Boing-ga-boing, boing-ga-boing, boing-ga-boing..." That's what happens when I don't take my meds.
Q: Type in "[your name] likes " in Google search:
A: "Umbee likes to ask questions that prod us into a fight." Well, it sure seems to cure boredom.
Q: Type in "[your name] eats " in Google search:
A: "UMBEE EATS BABIES" ALWAYS remember to take the diaper off first.
Q: Type in "[your name] wears " in Google search:
A: "Umbee wears prada" You could say I'm devilish.
Q: Type in "[your name] was arrested for" in Google Search:
A: "Umbee was arrested for chalking on the Leo Burnett building." You oughta see what I did to the Sears Tower.
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