Your real name: Not telling.
Age: 14
Height: short
Natural hair colour: various shades of brown
Eye colour: chocolate brown
Skin color: uhm...
Glasses/contacts?: no
Piercings: none
Tattoos: GET THAT FREAKING NEEDLE AWAY FROM ME
Braces: never
Mannerisms: uh
Other distinctive markings: pizzaface

FAVOURITE
Colour: pink, silver, black
Band: Schoolyard Heroes
Video game: SSBB
Movie: Sweeney Todd
Book: Discworld series
Food: cheeseburger
Game on a cell phone: who plays games on their phone?
CD: Fantastic Wounds by Schoolyard Heroes
Flower: Rose
Scent: my sense of smell only exists when something especially noxious is in the air
Animal: dragon
Comic book: I'unno
Cereal: I r a cereal killer
Website: Neopets, Serebii, YouTube, xkcd
Cartoon: n/a

DO YOU
Play an instrument?: no
Watch TV more than 60 hours a week?: nope
Like to sing?: only when nobody's listening
Have a job?: odd jobs in my dad's office
Have a cell phone?: LG Voyager
Like to play sports?: no
Have a boyfriend/girlfriend?: nah
Have a crush on someone?: no
Live somewhere NOT in the united states?: no
Have more than 5 TVs in your house?: yes, though there's really no reason
Have any special talents/skills?: depends on what you call 'talents'
Exercise daily?: yeah
Like school?: mmhm

CAN YOU
Sing the alphabet backwards?: yush
Stand on your tip toes without wearing shoes?: no
Speak any other languages?: learning French
Go a day without food?: never
Remember your dreams: usually
Read music, not just tabs?: no
Roll your tongue?: yeah
Eat a whole pizza?: mmhm

HAVE YOU EVER
Won something in the lottery?: trophy lottery in SSBM
Snuck out of the house?: no
Lied to get out of trouble?: of course
Had a computer crash?: yeah
Gotten lost in your city?: yep
Seen a shooting star?: a whole meteor shower
Been to any other countries?: yeah
Had a serious surgery?: not serious
Stolen something important to someone else?: maaybe...
Solved a rubiks cube?: no
Gone out in public in your pajamas?: yeah
Cried over a girl?: mmhm
Cried over a boy?: no
Kissed a random stranger?: no
Hugged a random stranger?: nope
Been in a fist fight?: yeah
Been arrested?: no
Done drugs?: the ones that have been prescribed to me to keep me from losing my mind
Had alcohol?: yeah
Laughed and had milk come out of your nose?: yeah
Pushed all the buttons on an elevator?: no
Sneaked into the opposite sex's bathroom?: no
Gone to school only to find you had the day off because of a holiday/etc?: no
Swore at your parents?: yes
Kicked a guy where it hurts?: no
Been to a casino?: no, but I have been to a Vegas airport. they've got slot machines at the gates
Ran over an animal and killed it?: no
Broken a bone?: yes
Gotten stitches?: no
Had a water balloon fight in winter?: no
Made homemade muffins?: yes
Bitten someone?: perhaps
Been to disneyland/disneyworld?: yeah
Burped in someone’s face?: mmhm

WHENS THE LAST TIME YOU
Brushed your teeth: this morning
Cried: ..... Sunday morning
Went to the bathroom: couple hours ago?
Read a book: now
Had a snow day: February
Had a party: two weeks ago
Went to a doctor: June
Tripped in front of someone: I dunno
Went to the grocery store: can't remember
Got sick: two days ago
Got cursed: uhh
Called someone: on the bus today

DO YOU PREFER
Fruit/vegetables: fruit
Black/white: black
Lights on/lights off: on
TV/movie: TV
Body spray/lotion: lotion
Cash/cheque: cash
Pillows/blankets: blankets
Headache/stomach ache: neitherplz
Paint/charcoal: paint
Chinese food/Mexican food: Mexican
Summer/winter: winter
Snow/rain: rain
Fog/misty: there's a difference?
Rock/rap: rock
Meat/vegetarian: meat
Chocolate/vanilla: chocolate
Sprinkles/icing: icing
Cake/pie: Mrs. Lovett's meat pies
Strawberries/blueberries: blueberries
Ocean/swimming pool: ocean
Cookies/muffins: cookies
Wallet/pocket: pocket
Window/door: window
Charles Chaplin/Chespirito: my fish named Charlie Chaplin
Pink/purple: pink
Cat/dog: kitties
Long sleeve/short sleeve: short sleeve
Pants/shorts: pants
Winter break/spring break: winter
Spring/autumn: autumn
Clouds/clear sky: clear
Moon/mars: Moon
Questions/Answers: answering questions
War/Peace: peace

LOVE AND ALL THAT CRAP
Do you believe in love?: depends on what you mean
What's the most important kind of love for you?: platonic
Have you ever been in love?: no
Been close to love?: no
If you have, with who?: see above
Ever confessed your feelings to the one you loved?: no
Really badly so that it actually hurts and you cry at night?: it wasn't really /love/, just a friendship
Are you in a relationship?: no
If so, for how long?: never
Do you believe there is someone for everyone?: contrary to popular belief, no
What is your idea of the best date?: the one where you don't go
What was your first kiss like?: n/a
How old were you when you got your first kiss?: I'll tell you when I'm that age
Do you think love is worth nothing?: you're hurting my head D:
Best experience you’ve ever had with the opposite sex: getting as far away from him as possible
If you are single, have you had any boyfriends/girlfriends before?: we were in 4th grade, so it doesn't really count
Have you ever been dumped?: no
Have you ever dumped someone?: no
I...
Am: a neurotic freak
Want: acceptance
Need: to be doing my homework
Love: I love the mountains,
I love the clear blue skies
I love big bridges
I love when great whites fly
I love the whole world
And all its sights and sounds
Boom-de-yadda, boom-de-yadda
Boom-de-yadda, boom-de-yadda
I love the ocean
I love real dirty things
I love to go fast
I love egyptian kings
I love the whole world
and all its craziness
Boom-de-yadda, boom-de-yadda
Boom-de-yadda, boom-de-yadda
I love tornadoes
I love Arachnids
I love hot magma
I love the giant squids
I love the whole world
Its such a brilliant place
Boom-de-yadda, boom-de-yadda
Boom-de-yadda, boom-de-yadda
Boom-de-yadda, boom-de-yadda
Boom-de-yadda, boom-de-yadda
Boom-de-yadda, boom-de-yadda

Hate: arrogant, self-important assholes
Feel: angry
Did: not yesterday's homework, that's for sure
Miss: my friends
Am annoyed by: arrogant, self-important assholes
Would rather: be in a world without arrogant, self-important assholes
Am tired of: arrogant, self-important assholes
Will always: remember the importance of friendship *really cheesy music plays in background*

MISCELLANEOUS
What is your favourite genre of music?: rock/alternative
What time is it now?: 5:51 P.M. Central time
How much money do you have right now?: around $250
Are you hungry right now?: yes
What are you doing right now?: this quiz, not my homework
Do you like parades?: no
Do you like the moon?: We like the moon
cause it is close to us
We like the moon
But not as much as a spoon
Cause that's more use for eating soup
And a fork isnt very useful for that
Unless it got many vegetables
And you might be better of with a
Chop-stick
Unlike the moon
It is up in the sky
It is very high
But not as high as maybe as
Dirigibles and zeppelins and lightbulbs
And maybe clouds
And puffins I think also maybe
They go quite high too
But maybe not as high as the moon
Cause the moon is very high
We like the moon
The moon is very useful everyone
Everybody likes the moon
It lights the sky up at night
And it lovely
And it makes the tide go and we like it
But not as much as cheeese
We like cheese we like zeppelins
We really like them and we like moose and we like kelp
And we like deer and we like marmots
And we like all the fluffy animals
We really like the moon

What are you going to do when you're done with this?: eat
If you could have any magical power what would it be?: too hard to decide
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
Funny?: maybe
Cool?: sorta
Pretty?: hell no
Sarcastic?: oh, no. me? sarcastic?
Lazy?: yes
Hyper?: without my meds
Friendly?: GET OUTTA MY LIFE!
Evil?: mwahahaha
Unforgettable?: nobody would forget my idiocy
Smart?: honour roll
Strong?: no
Talented?: not really
Dorky?: sorta


WHAT COMES TO MIND WITH THE WORD
High: drugs
Lonely: Cubone
Pen: sword
Flower: pink
Window: window seat
Psycho: serial killers
Brain freeze: Icee
Strange: me
Sassy: bitter
Suffering: eternal
Art: I suck at it

WOULD YOU EVER
Sky dive?: OH HELL NO
Run away?: I've thought about it, but not seriously
Curse at a teacher?: no
Not take a shower for a week?: no
Ask someone out?: no
Unscrew your cellphone too see what's inside?: no
Lie to someone to make them think better of you?: no
Visit a foreign country for more than a month?: nope
Go scuba diving?: nah
Write a book?: if I could write well
Assemble a computer?: no
Become a rock star?: no
Have a long-distance relationship?: yes
Marry someone you don't know?: no way

LAST QUESTIONS ( FINALLY ) - ARRGHHHH...
What kind of computer do you have?: Dell laptop
What grade/level of studies are you in? (if applicable): 9th
Do you like to throw popcorn at people in the movies?: OH GOD I HATEHATEHATE MOVIE THEATRES
How many posters do you have in your room?: one
Who else should take this quiz?: anyone who wants to